Linda ism Movement

Linda Bobblehead

2006-11-09T12:12:00.000-08:00

Just in time for Christmas!
Great stocking stuffer.
Place your orders here.

(this is no ordinary bobblehead, Linda speaks! yes, she answers all the questions Wal-Mart Canada chief executive officer Mario Pilozzi has for her AND she does the WalMart cheer with perfect pitch!)

2006-11-08T07:56:00.000-08:00

“When we put together a new service or product, we say, ‘Let's check with Linda,'” Wal-Mart Canada chief executive officer Mario Pilozzi said"

"Her picture is a familiar one at head office. She generally wears jeans and a smart sweater, and there are even cardboard cutouts of her that executives take to meetings when they talk strategy."

“Linda is like the CEO and the CFO [chief financial officer] of the family,” Mr. Thompson said. “We've got a lot of respect for this lady. She is balancing her kids, her husband, her career ... We look after her and we become her one-stop shop, her destination for all her needs. Linda wins, we win and our shareholders
win." From The Globe & Mail November 8, 2006
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/sto...y/Business/home

A test, you must pass to become one of "The Lindas"

2006-11-08T07:47:00.000-08:00

You must pass this test in order to become one of
"The Lindas"

You are to be married, where do you have your 'gift' registry?

One day, you and your new husband are dragged away from your nice country house and a bunch of guys tell you you have to host the Queen of England...where do you get your table setting for this special event?

When given the choice of either renouncing your faith and becoming a Linda or having your head cut off, you:

Linda

2006-11-08T07:44:00.000-08:00

What does Linda look like?